Hey everyone,
So we skied yellowstone ski club today. For reference, Justin Timberlake, Cindy Crawford, Bill Gates, and Ted Turner all ski at this private millionaires ski club. It was amazing. They never even gave us a ski pass, they only asked our names when we entered. When we told them who we were, the replied "Oh, we have been expecting you." The snow and terrain was wonderful. There were "warming huts" filled with every kind of food and drink you could imagine, all at no charge. We didn't spend a dime the entire day. There were trails with untouched powder, and glades of trees that had their lower branches trimmed to make tree skiing easier. The bathrooms in this place were stocked with packets of aspirin, tylenol, mylanta, mouthwash, glasses cleaner, sun screen...etc. The lodge had leather couches and poker tables. Apparently to be part of this club you have to own land and have a HUGE bank account.
This place is similar to what I would imagine heaven to be like. I will add pictures tomorrow. UNREAL!!!
By the way...MY new skis= AMAZING!!!!
you new ski's do look bloody amazing.. although that is not something to be proud of coming from someone who has never skied OR seen a pair of ski's in his life.
ReplyDeletenick somehow I think your head got bigger! didnt think that was possible, but I now order you to go run for another 17 miles!
am pretty impressed by this shack. if we ever go on a ski trip, I am going to just sit in one of these and that will be it! love the touch about the tree trimming and what the hell is mylanta?
PS... this should also tell you a lot bout my psychology, cause the way the people running the hut entertained you.. is basically how everyone in this world RESPECTS and TREATS me!
hahaaha!